E-cursed
A tech-based curse that turns normal people into confused meatballs who get yelled at for not knowing what a ‘cloud’ is.
My friend’s dad tried to ‘launch a product’ and now he’s just selling eggs from a shopping cart.
My uncle tried to use ‘big data’ and now he’s just asking people, 'Do you like pie?'
My mom tried to ‘go digital’ and now she’s just texting her cat.