e-Cuddled - When you’re too cheap to buy a plane ticket, so you e-cuddle

When you’re too cheap to buy a plane ticket, so you e-cuddle your lover instead of actually seeing them.

I’m e-cuddling my lover like they’re right here next to me.

I’m e-cuddling my lover because I can’t afford to fly to them.

I’m e-cuddling my lover and I’m going to die of loneliness.