e-Cuddled

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When you pretend to hug someone online like you’re both still in the same room and they didn’t just move to the other side of the planet.
I'm e-cuddling you so hard I'm gonna need a new laptop.
You're so far away I might as well be texting a ghost.
I'm holding your face on my screen like it's my actual face.
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When you’re so lonely you start cuddling with strangers on the internet and hope they’re not all just fake profiles.
This e-cuddle is the closest I’ll ever get to a real hug.
I’m e-cuddling with a guy who looks like he just got out of jail.
I'm e-cuddling with my ex and I hate it.
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When you lie to your friends and say you’re doing homework, but you’re actually just e-cuddling your crush.
I said I was working on math, but I was e-cuddling my crush the whole time.
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m e-cuddling my best friend.
I told my teacher I was sick, but I was e-cuddling my crush in the bathroom.
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When you’re too cheap to buy a plane ticket, so you e-cuddle your lover instead of actually seeing them.
I’m e-cuddling my lover like they’re right here next to me.
I’m e-cuddling my lover because I can’t afford to fly to them.
I’m e-cuddling my lover and I’m going to die of loneliness.
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When you’re too lazy to move, so you e-cuddle your crush instead of actually getting up and walking over.
I’m e-cuddling my crush instead of getting up and walking over.
I’m too lazy to move, so I’m e-cuddling my crush.
I’m e-cuddling my crush like I’m not even tired.
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