e-cuber
E-cubers are the ones who solve cubes online and think they’re better than everyone else. They can type with one hand and still brag about it like it’s a big deal.
"I solved the cube while eating pizza. You’re still counting your fingers."
Comment: "You’re not even real. You’re just a shadow in a video."
Post: "I solved it in 3 seconds. You’re still trying to figure out what a cube is."