e-cuber

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E-cubers are the trash-talking nerds who solve cubes on their computers. They type like monkeys on meth and think they’re hot stuff just because they have a decent filter on their face.
"I solved a cube in 5 seconds, and you’re still stuck on the first layer."
DM: "You’re not a real cuber. You’re just a keyboard jockey."
Tweet: "I don’t need finger tricks. I need a bigger keyboard."
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E-cubers are the ones who solve cubes online and think they’re better than everyone else. They can type with one hand and still brag about it like it’s a big deal.
"I solved the cube while eating pizza. You’re still counting your fingers."
Comment: "You’re not even real. You’re just a shadow in a video."
Post: "I solved it in 3 seconds. You’re still trying to figure out what a cube is."
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E-cubers are the smug faces on the internet who solve cubes on their laptops and think they’re the best because they have a good lighting setup and a filter.
"I don’t need finger tricks. I just need a good lighting setup and a filter."
DM: "You’re not even in my league. I’ve got a filter and a lighting setup."
Tweet: "I solve cubes while you’re still trying to find the cube."
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