e-coward
a person too scared to say they're the worst and still try to back up their friends who are even worse.
"You're all farts in a hallway!", said by a kid who failed math and still defends his friend who failed spelling.
"I'm not scared! I'm just busy being the worst!", said by someone who failed both.
"You're like a broken toy that still tries to fight back!", said by a kid who got a D and is still trying to save face.
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