e-coward

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a person too scared to say they're the worst and still try to back up their friends who are even worse.
"You're all farts in a hallway!", said by a kid who failed math and still defends his friend who failed spelling.
"I'm not scared! I'm just busy being the worst!", said by someone who failed both.
"You're like a broken toy that still tries to fight back!", said by a kid who got a D and is still trying to save face.
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someone who is too chicken to own up to being a total mess and still tries to make others look worse.
"I'm not a mess! I'm just helping you all be messes!", said by a kid who spilled his lunch and still tried to blame the whole class.
"I’m not a mess, I’m a legend!", said by a kid who got in trouble for talking too much.
"I’m just here to help you all fail!", said by a kid who got a C and still thinks he’s the best.
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a person who’s too afraid to say they’re the worst and still try to make others look even worse.
"You’re all like bad pizza! I’m just here to make it worse!", said by a kid who got a D and still failed spelling.
"You’re the worst! I’m just the worst of the worst!", said by a kid who got a F and still talks too much.
"I’m not the worst, I’m the champion of the worst!", said by a kid who failed everything.
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