E-coli cubes
Those tiny cubes that look like ice but are basically a slurry of sewage and regret. They give you the runs so fast you think you’re being chased by a truck.
I drank from the water bottle and now I’m sitting on the floor like a sad potato.
My friend used one and now she’s screaming like a banshee in a bathroom.
I swallowed one of those cubes and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a dump truck.