E-coli cubes

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Those little fake ice cubes that look clean but are basically a swimming pool of poop and death. They turn your stomach into a war zone.
I drank from the water bottle and now I feel like I’ve been stabbed by a toilet plunger.
My coworker ate a sandwich with one of those cubes and now he’s running in circles like a lunatic.
I used one of those cubes and now my bowels are throwing a rave.
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Those tiny cubes that look like ice but are basically a slurry of sewage and regret. They give you the runs so fast you think you’re being chased by a truck.
I drank from the water bottle and now I’m sitting on the floor like a sad potato.
My friend used one and now she’s screaming like a banshee in a bathroom.
I swallowed one of those cubes and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a dump truck.
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Those fake ice cubes that are like a hot mess of poop and death. They make your stomach feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey.
I took a sip and now I’m on the floor doing the worm like I’m in a talent show.
My boss drank from the same bottle and now he’s looking like he’s been tortured.
I ate one of those cubes and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a garbage truck.
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