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Those little fake ice cubes that look clean but are basically a swimming pool of poop and death. They turn your stomach into a war zone.
I drank from the water bottle and now I feel like I’ve been stabbed by a toilet plunger.
My coworker ate a sandwich with one of those cubes and now he’s running in circles like a lunatic.
I used one of those cubes and now my bowels are throwing a rave.