E-coli cubes - Those fake ice cubes that are like a hot mess of poop and de

Those fake ice cubes that are like a hot mess of poop and death. They make your stomach feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey.

I took a sip and now I’m on the floor doing the worm like I’m in a talent show.

My boss drank from the same bottle and now he’s looking like he’s been tortured.

I ate one of those cubes and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a garbage truck.