e-cigarrette
A glorified straw that farts out vapor and nicotine. It’s for people who can’t handle real cigarettes and think they’re cool because they can choose flavors like bubblegum and cotton candy.
My friend tried cotton candy flavor and now he can’t stop coughing like a dragon.
My mom’s e-cig is so loud it’s like a foghorn in a library.
My dad’s e-cig is so cheap it explodes every time he takes a hit.