e-cigarrette

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A fake cigarette that farts out vapor and nicotine. It’s supposed to help you quit smoking, but it’s just a fancy way for rich people to waste money while the rest of us die from real cigarettes.
My mom tried one and now she’s trying to quit smoking, but she’s still smoking 2 packs a day and eating donuts.
My uncle says e-cigs are for posers. He still chews tobacco and spits on the floor.
My friend got a vape for his birthday and now he’s addicted to bubblegum flavored death.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A stupid cigarette that looks like a USB stick. It’s for people who think they’re fancy. It farts out vapor, but it doesn’t stop you from getting cancer or dying early.
My teacher banned e-cigs in class because one kid turned his desk into a lava lamp.
My cousin’s e-cig exploded in his face and now he smells like burnt toast.
My brother’s e-cig is so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A glorified straw that farts out vapor and nicotine. It’s for people who can’t handle real cigarettes and think they’re cool because they can choose flavors like bubblegum and cotton candy.
My friend tried cotton candy flavor and now he can’t stop coughing like a dragon.
My mom’s e-cig is so loud it’s like a foghorn in a library.
My dad’s e-cig is so cheap it explodes every time he takes a hit.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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