E-bowl-athon - A ridiculous mix of bowling and a deadly disease that makes

A ridiculous mix of bowling and a deadly disease that makes you want to f***ing die while rolling a ball.

I bowled a 72 and my friend said, 'You're the worst.'

I got a spare and my dog got a treat. F***ing unfair.

I bowled so bad I think I got ebola from the f***ing lane.