E-bowl-athon

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A stupid charity thing where people roll balls down lanes to help fight a disease that makes you puke blood and die like a f***ing dog.

I bowled a 197 and still feel like I died inside.

My grandma threw a spare and cried like she won the lottery.

I got a f***ing strike and my boss said, 'You're paying for my beer this week.'

A f***ing event where people bowl to save people from a virus that turns you into a human meatball.

I bowled so hard I broke my finger and my bowling ball.

My coworker bowled a gutter ball and said, 'I'm gonna f***ing quit.'

I bowled a perfect game and got a free taco. Worth it.

A ridiculous mix of bowling and a deadly disease that makes you want to f***ing die while rolling a ball.

I bowled a 72 and my friend said, 'You're the worst.'

I got a spare and my dog got a treat. F***ing unfair.

I bowled so bad I think I got ebola from the f***ing lane.