My dad got an e-blast from his job. It said, ‘You’re the best! Keep it up!’ He replied, ‘I’m tired of being the best. I just want to sleep.’

My sister got an e-blast from her gym. It said, ‘You’re crushing it! Keep working out!’ She replied, ‘I’m not crushing anything except my motivation.’

I got an e-blast from my school. It said, ‘You’re doing great! Keep studying!’ I replied, ‘I’m studying so I don’t have to see your e-blasts again.’