e-bitched - E-bitched is when you or someone else complains about stupid

E-bitched is when you or someone else complains about stupid stuff to friends and neighbors through tiny little messages on your phone.

You message your cousin, 'Your dog peed on my couch, and I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.'

Your neighbor texts you, 'Your kid screamed at 3 a. m., I’m gonna murder you.'

You send your mom a message, 'You forgot my birthday, I’m gonna forget yours.'