e-bitched

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E-bitched is when you get yelled at or talk trash through emails, texts, or apps. It’s like being nagged by a loud, angry robot.

You text your mom, and she texts back, 'You’re late again, I’m not even gonna pretend I care.'

Your crush texts you, 'You ignored me for a week, I’m gonna ghost you back.'

Your friend sends you a group chat rant about how your pizza is the worst ever.

E-bitched is when you or someone else complains about stupid stuff to friends and neighbors through tiny little messages on your phone.

You message your cousin, 'Your dog peed on my couch, and I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.'

Your neighbor texts you, 'Your kid screamed at 3 a. m., I’m gonna murder you.'

You send your mom a message, 'You forgot my birthday, I’m gonna forget yours.'

E-bitched is when you use electronic things like phones or apps to complain or talk trash about something dumb or annoying.

You tweet, 'My coffee is weak, and I’m not even faking it.'

You send a message, 'Your video call was 2 minutes long, I’ve got better things to do.'

You post on Facebook, 'My pizza is just a lie, and I know it.'

An e-bitched is someone who does your bidding on eBay like they’re your slave.

You message them, 'Bid $100 on this rare action figure or I’ll end your life.'

You tell them, 'I need this game for my kid’s birthday or I’ll haunt you.'

You whisper, 'If you don’t win that auction, I’ll come to your house at 3 a. m.'

An e-bitch slap is when someone yells at you online in response to something dumb or annoying, and it hits harder than a real slap.

You post, 'I’m the best at this game,' and someone replies, 'You’re a noob, go cry in the corner.'

You say, 'Your joke was weak,' and they reply, 'You’re just jealous.'

You comment, 'This movie was boring,' and they send you a message, 'You’re a waste of oxygen.'

Bitcheses is when you have more than two bitches, or when you use the word to describe your crew or people you love, even if they’re annoying.

You tell your friends, 'You’re all my bitcheses, and I’ll never leave you.'

You text your group, 'We’re all bitcheses, and we’re gonna slay this party.'

You yell at your brother, 'You’re my bitch, and I’ll beat you if you don’t help me.'