e-bitched
An e-bitched is someone who does your bidding on eBay like they’re your slave.
You message them, 'Bid $100 on this rare action figure or I’ll end your life.'
You tell them, 'I need this game for my kid’s birthday or I’ll haunt you.'
You whisper, 'If you don’t win that auction, I’ll come to your house at 3 a. m.'
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