e-binky - a tiny computer that you use to escape your problems or yell

a tiny computer that you use to escape your problems or yell at them in the middle of the night when no one can hear you

I used my e-binky to tweet my boss and call them a flaming disaster

I escaped my life using my e-binky and pretended I was somewhere else

I looked up 'how to survive the day' and it said 'don't be a pain in the ass'