e-binky - a glorified piece of plastic that lets you pretend you're im

a glorified piece of plastic that lets you pretend you're important even when you're just sad and angry

I texted my ex and called them a dumbass using my e-binky

My e-binky is my only friend when I'm crying in the bathroom

I looked up 'how to be cool' on my e-binky and it said 'don't be stupid'