E and Toni
E is a lying Ecuadorian who says he likes girls, but Toni is the only man who can make him cum. Toni catches every stupid pitch E throws and doesn't even flinch.
E: I'm gonna hit on a girl. Toni: I'll be your catcher. You know I'll catch every stupid shot you take.
E: I don't need no man. Toni: You don't need no man. You just need me.
E: I'm straight. Toni: You're like a fag who's too dumb to know it.