E and Toni

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E is a Ecuadorian guy who thinks he's straight but only goes hard for Toni, a Taiwanese guy who catches every cocky pitch E throws. Toni is the only one who doesn't laugh at E's dumb ass jokes.
E: I'm gonna get a girl tonight. Toni: Yeah, and I'll be your backup cock.
E sends a photo of a girl. Toni replies: That's cute. I'll take you.
E: I'm not gay. Toni: You're not gay. You're just a gay man who's too dumb to admit it.
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E is a lying Ecuadorian who says he likes girls, but Toni is the only man who can make him cum. Toni catches every stupid pitch E throws and doesn't even flinch.
E: I'm gonna hit on a girl. Toni: I'll be your catcher. You know I'll catch every stupid shot you take.
E: I don't need no man. Toni: You don't need no man. You just need me.
E: I'm straight. Toni: You're like a fag who's too dumb to know it.
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E is a dumb Ecuadorian who thinks he's straight but only goes for Toni, a smart Taiwanese guy who catches every cocky pitch E throws and laughs at his dumb ass.
E: I'm getting a girl. Toni: I'll be your backup cock and your laugh.
E: I'm not gay. Toni: You're not gay. You're just a dumb man who's too proud to admit it.
E sends a photo of a girl. Toni replies: That's cute. I'll take you and laugh at your dumb ass.
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