E and Toni
E is a Ecuadorian guy who thinks he's straight but only goes hard for Toni, a Taiwanese guy who catches every cocky pitch E throws. Toni is the only one who doesn't laugh at E's dumb ass jokes.
E: I'm gonna get a girl tonight. Toni: Yeah, and I'll be your backup cock.
E sends a photo of a girl. Toni replies: That's cute. I'll take you.
E: I'm not gay. Toni: You're not gay. You're just a gay man who's too dumb to admit it.