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Emo for Life. These guys think their lives are the worst ever. They dye their hair black and borrow their girlfriends’ pants like they’re stealing candy from a baby.
My emo friend tried to borrow my pants and tripped into a puddle. Now he smells like wet socks and regret.
He dyed his hair black because his ex broke up with him. Now he looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
He borrowed my pants again and tried to wear them to school. The teacher gave him a detention and a lecture about fashion.