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Emo for Life. These guys think their lives are the worst ever. They dye their hair black and borrow their girlfriends’ pants like they’re stealing candy from a baby.
My emo friend tried to borrow my pants and tripped into a puddle. Now he smells like wet socks and regret.
He dyed his hair black because his ex broke up with him. Now he looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
He borrowed my pants again and tried to wear them to school. The teacher gave him a detention and a lecture about fashion.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Emo for Life. These guys are so dramatic they cry at every little thing. They think dying their hair black and stealing their girlfriends’ pants is the ultimate revenge.
He cried when his favorite sock got lost. Now he’s wearing a black sock and acting like it’s the end of the world.
He stole his girlfriend’s pants and wore them to the mall. The security guard asked if he was trying to rob the store.
He cried when his lunch got cold. Now he’s sitting in the corner with his hair dyed black and a napkin on his face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Emo for Life. They’re so fake they think they’re in a movie. They dye their hair black and borrow their girlfriends’ pants to look cool.
He tried to look cool by wearing his girlfriend’s pants to the movies. The movie was ‘The Emoji Movie’ and he fell asleep halfway through.
He dyed his hair black because he thought it would make him look like a rockstar. Now he just looks like a sad raccoon.
He borrowed his girlfriend’s pants again and tried to dance in them. He tripped and knocked over a lamp.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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