I said 'Do you also know I have depression. Self-diagnosed thought I should mention' in the middle of a math test. My teacher gave me a zero and a pity party.

My dog said it to me. I cried. He barked at a squirrel.

I texted my ex and he replied with 'D. Y. A. K. I. G. D. S. D. T. I. S. M.?' I said 'You're welcome.' He said 'You're a mess.'