D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m

I said 'Do you also know I have depression. Self-diagnosed thought I should mention' in the middle of a math test. My teacher gave me a zero and a pity party.

My dog said it to me. I cried. He barked at a squirrel.

I texted my ex and he replied with 'D. Y. A. K. I. G. D. S. D. T. I. S. M.?' I said 'You're welcome.' He said 'You're a mess.'

I posted it on Twitter and got 2 likes. My mom said 'That’s not deep. That’s dumb.'

My friend said it during lunch. I threw a sandwich at him. He said 'You’re not deep either.'

I said it to my therapist. She said 'You're not self-diagnosed. You're just confused.'

I said it in my college application. They rejected me. I cried. I got a scholarship for being sad.

I told my mom. She said 'You’re not sad. You’re just lazy.' I said 'You’re not a good mom.'

I said it to my crush. He said 'You’re not deep. You’re just annoying.' I cried. He cried. We became best friends.

I said it in class. My teacher said 'You spelled it wrong. You’re not smart. You’re just sad.'

I texted my friend. He said 'That’s not smart. That’s stupid.' I said 'You’re not smart either.'

I wrote it on my forehead. My dog licked it. I cried. He barked at a cat.

I said it to my teacher. She said 'You’re not dumb. You’re just sad.' I cried. She gave me extra credit.

I said it to my dad. He said 'You’re not sad. You’re just tired.' I said 'You’re not a good dad.'

I said it to my crush. He said 'You’re not dumb. You’re just cute.' I blushed. He smiled. We dated.

I said it on TikTok. A million people liked it. I became famous. I cried. I got a million followers.

I said it to my friend. He said 'You’re not lazy. You’re just sad.' I said 'You’re not a good friend.'

I wrote it on my wall. My dog peed on it. I cried. He barked at a mouse.