D.W.O.
Driving while old. When you’re too old to remember how to drive but still think you’re the best driver ever. Like a grandma who thinks she can beat a teenager in a race.
My grandpa got D. W. O. because he forgot how to turn the wheel. He just waved it like it was a magic wand.
My mom got D. W. O. for trying to parallel park at 100 mph. The car almost did a backflip.
My uncle got D. W. O. because he tried to text while driving. He texted ‘I’m fine’ and then crashed into a mailbox.