D.W.O.

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Driving while Oriental. A stupid law that says you’re automatically guilty just because you look like you’re from somewhere else. No proof needed. Just guesswork and racism.

Cop pulls me over because I didn’t blink fast enough. ‘D. W. O.,’ he says. I didn’t even know blinking was a requirement.

My grandma got a ticket for driving while Oriental. She was just trying to get to the bakery.

My friend got D. W. O. because he wore a hat. It was a hat. A hat is not a crime.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Driving while old. When you’re too old to remember how to drive but still think you’re the best driver ever. Like a grandma who thinks she can beat a teenager in a race.

My grandpa got D. W. O. because he forgot how to turn the wheel. He just waved it like it was a magic wand.

My mom got D. W. O. for trying to parallel park at 100 mph. The car almost did a backflip.

My uncle got D. W. O. because he tried to text while driving. He texted ‘I’m fine’ and then crashed into a mailbox.

by Slangipedia 15d ago