D'wnloading - You're not going down, you're getting pushed down like a slo

You're not going down, you're getting pushed down like a slob in a garbage truck. You’re the mess, and the elevator is the trash can.

I’m not going down, I’m being thrown like a soggy sock.

Why walk when I can be dropped like a forgotten homework assignment?

I took the elevator because I’m too tired to even be annoyed.