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When you pick the elevator over the stairs like you're too lazy to breathe. You're not going down, you're getting dumped like a sack of bricks!
I took the elevator because my legs are broken and I don't want to die.
Why climb stairs when I can just fall down like a fat kid in a candy store?
I'm not going down, I'm getting dropped like a cursed pizza.
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You're not walking down, you're being lowered like a prisoner in a dungeon. No effort, no shame, just pure laziness.
I’m not going down, I’m being dragged like a defeated dog.
I took the elevator because I don’t want to feel my legs anymore.
Downloading is just stairs for people who hate life.
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You're not going down, you're getting pushed down like a slob in a garbage truck. You’re the mess, and the elevator is the trash can.
I’m not going down, I’m being thrown like a soggy sock.
Why walk when I can be dropped like a forgotten homework assignment?
I took the elevator because I’m too tired to even be annoyed.
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