D.U.A.F.F.
The guy who’s so ugly he could scare a ghost and still smells like he bathed in stale rice.
D. U. A. F. F. walked in and the ghost ran away because he was that scary.
D. U. A. F. F. tried to sing and it sounded like he was trying to kill a frog.
D. U. A. F. F. eats so much he could feed an army and still be fat.