D.T.A.L.
a person who turns every simple task into a full-blown catastrophe, like life is their enemy.
D. T. A. L. is my mom. She tried to make dinner and burned the house down.
My friend missed the bus and then got lost. D. T. A. L. is her life story.
He forgot his password and now he's stuck. D. T. A. L. is his new identity.