D.T.A.L.

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a person who lives life like it's a bad rap song and they're the one who messed up the beat.

My cousin got fired again. D. T. A. L. is his new job.

She failed her math test and then failed her life. D. T. A. L. is her full-time gig.

He's been eating pizza for three days straight. D. T. A. L. is his lifestyle.

someone so bad at life it's like they're doing it on purpose just to annoy everyone.

D. T. A. L. is my brother. He broke his phone and his heart.

My friend got a D on her exam. D. T. A. L. is her new nickname.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. D. T. A. L. is his legacy.

a human who makes life hard just because they love misery and bad decisions.

D. T. A. L. is my neighbor. He drives like he's trying to kill everyone.

My dog got lost. D. T. A. L. is my life right now.

He got fired for wearing socks with sandals. D. T. A. L. is his life motto.

a person who turns every simple task into a full-blown catastrophe, like life is their enemy.

D. T. A. L. is my mom. She tried to make dinner and burned the house down.

My friend missed the bus and then got lost. D. T. A. L. is her life story.

He forgot his password and now he's stuck. D. T. A. L. is his new identity.

someone who lives like they're doing life a favor by being so bad at it.

D. T. A. L. is my dad. He got fired for falling asleep at work.

My sister failed her driving test. D. T. A. L. is her new title.

He tried to paint his house and turned it into a monster. D. T. A. L. is his masterpiece.