D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)
The DRB is when a guy takes a selfie in the dressing room with his junk so big it looks like it's about to rip his pants. He has to be turned on just enough to look like he’s hiding a burger in his underwear, but not so much that it looks like he’s cheating on his girlfriend.
He sent me a DRB and said, 'I looked like I was about to run a marathon.'
His DRB was so good, his dad asked if he was trying to impress his teacher.
He posted his DRB with the caption, 'Dress room disaster.'