D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

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A DRB is when a guy takes a selfie in a dressing room with his junk so big it looks like it’s about to burst out of his pants. He has to be turned on enough to look like he’s hiding a hot dog in his underwear, but not so much it looks like he’s fluffing his nuts for a crowd.
He sent me the DRB and said, 'This is the most I’ve ever looked like a superhero.'
The guy took a DRB and posted it with the caption, 'Dress room drama.'
His DRB was so good, his mom asked if he was trying to impress his crush.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy snaps a photo in the dressing room with his junk hard enough to make his pants look like they're about to explode. It's like he's trying to prove his junk is bigger than a football, but not so big it looks like he's wearing a costume.
He sent me a DRB and said, 'I looked like I just ate a whole pizza.'
His DRB was so good, the store employee asked if he was trying to get a free shirt.
He posted his DRB with the caption, 'Dress room dominance.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The DRB is when a guy takes a selfie in the dressing room with his junk so big it looks like it's about to rip his pants. He has to be turned on just enough to look like he’s hiding a burger in his underwear, but not so much that it looks like he’s cheating on his girlfriend.
He sent me a DRB and said, 'I looked like I was about to run a marathon.'
His DRB was so good, his dad asked if he was trying to impress his teacher.
He posted his DRB with the caption, 'Dress room disaster.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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