D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)
A DRB is when a guy takes a selfie in a dressing room with his junk so big it looks like it’s about to burst out of his pants. He has to be turned on enough to look like he’s hiding a hot dog in his underwear, but not so much it looks like he’s fluffing his nuts for a crowd.
He sent me the DRB and said, 'This is the most I’ve ever looked like a superhero.'
The guy took a DRB and posted it with the caption, 'Dress room drama.'
His DRB was so good, his mom asked if he was trying to impress his crush.