D.P. Drought
When you stuff your face with DP Dough before bed and wake up with a mouth so dry it could suck the moisture out of a camel.
I tried to eat DP Dough before bed. Now my mouth is like a desert. I’m not even mad. I’m just thirsty.
DP Dough before bed = my mouth turned into a desert. I need a drink and a vacation.
I ate DP Dough like it was a crime. Now my mouth is a desert and I’m paying the price.