D.P. Drought

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The morning horror when you eat D. P. Dough right before bed and wake up with a dry mouth like you were stuck in a desert with a mouth full of sand and regret.

I woke up with a mouth like a dried-out raccoon. DP Dough before bed = my punishment.

I ate DP Dough like it was my last meal. Now my mouth is a desert and I’m crying.

DP Dough before bed? I thought I was dying. Turns out I was just dehydrated.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you stuff your face with DP Dough before bed and wake up with a mouth so dry it could suck the moisture out of a camel.

I tried to eat DP Dough before bed. Now my mouth is like a desert. I’m not even mad. I’m just thirsty.

DP Dough before bed = my mouth turned into a desert. I need a drink and a vacation.

I ate DP Dough like it was a crime. Now my mouth is a desert and I’m paying the price.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The aftermath of eating DP Dough before bed, where your mouth feels like it’s been through a blender and left in the Sahara.

I ate DP Dough before bed. Now my mouth is like it was in the Sahara. I need a drink and a lifeline.

DP Dough before bed = my mouth turned into a blender in the Sahara. I’m not even mad. I’m just parched.

I thought I was having a snack. Turns out I was doing a desert survival challenge. DP Dough before bed = my punishment.

by Slangipedia 15d ago