D.P. Drought
The aftermath of eating DP Dough before bed, where your mouth feels like it’s been through a blender and left in the Sahara.
I ate DP Dough before bed. Now my mouth is like it was in the Sahara. I need a drink and a lifeline.
DP Dough before bed = my mouth turned into a blender in the Sahara. I’m not even mad. I’m just parched.
I thought I was having a snack. Turns out I was doing a desert survival challenge. DP Dough before bed = my punishment.