D.O.T.M.C.
The Dick of the Month Club is for women who can’t commit. They switch guys like they’re going out of style. It’s like having a new toy every month.
My friend joined the D. O. T. M. C. and now she’s got 5 guys fighting over her. It’s chaos.
I got a message from the D. O. T. M. C. They said I’m their new member. I didn’t even sign up.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. because I’m too lazy to pick one guy.