D.O.T.M.C.

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The Dick of the Month Club. A woman who can’t pick one man and just wants to screw everyone she sees. She’s like a monthly subscription to misery.
I joined the D. O. T. M. C. last month. Now I have to deal with 3 different guys texting me at 2 a. m.
My sister is in the D. O. T. M. C. She’s got a new guy every week. I’m tired of her drama.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. and I’m not even ashamed. I like my options.
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The Dick of the Month Club is for women who can’t commit. They switch guys like they’re going out of style. It’s like having a new toy every month.
My friend joined the D. O. T. M. C. and now she’s got 5 guys fighting over her. It’s chaos.
I got a message from the D. O. T. M. C. They said I’m their new member. I didn’t even sign up.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. because I’m too lazy to pick one guy.
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The Dick of the Month Club is a group of women who like to have sex with a different guy every month. They don’t care if they’re hurt. They just want the best.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. and I’m not even sad. I just want the best guy every month.
My mom’s in the D. O. T. M. C. She got a new guy last week. I’m scared of what happens next.
I joined the D. O. T. M. C. and now I have 4 guys fighting over me. It’s like a soap opera.
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