d'oreginal
The guy who thinks his friends are better than him and lets them walk all over him like a doormat, just to keep them smiling and not give him any grief.
Man, I would’ve gone to jail for you, but you said you’d get pizza. I got a ticket and a cheeseburger.
I let my best friend fail my math test because he said he’d bring me tacos. I got a C and a taco that looked like it was hit by a car.
I took the blame for robbing the store because my friend said he’d bring me cake. I got locked out of the store and a cupcake that was barely edible.