d'oreginal

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The guy who thinks his friends are better than him and lets them walk all over him like a doormat, just to keep them smiling and not give him any grief.

Man, I would’ve gone to jail for you, but you said you’d get pizza. I got a ticket and a cheeseburger.

I let my best friend fail my math test because he said he’d bring me tacos. I got a C and a taco that looked like it was hit by a car.

I took the blame for robbing the store because my friend said he’d bring me cake. I got locked out of the store and a cupcake that was barely edible.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The kind of guy who would let his friends eat his lunch and then apologize for it like it was a bad breakup.

I let my friends eat my entire sandwich and then said, ‘It’s fine, I brought extra chips.’ I had a chip and a side of sadness.

I gave my friend my last soda and then said, ‘It’s cool, I had a milkshake.’ I had a milkshake and a broken heart.

I let my best friend take my pizza and said, ‘It’s okay, I had a burger.’ I had a burger and a full-blown pity party.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

That one person who’s always the last to know he’s being used, but still gives the best hugs and the most amazing snacks.

I gave my friend my last snack and he said, ‘You’re the best.’ I got nothing but a hug and a promise that I’d get a snack next time. I didn’t.

I let my friend borrow my bike for a week, and I still got a hug and a cookie. The cookie was stale.

I let my friend crash my party and then I got a hug and a soda. The soda was expired and tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The kind of guy who would let his friends walk all over him like he was a rug and then still said it was the best day ever.

I let my friend walk all over me like I was a rug, and I still said, ‘This was the best day ever!’ I got sore feet and a fake smile.

I let my friend use me as a stepping stone and still told everyone it was the best day ever. I got a bruise and a lie.

I let my friend use me as a ladder to get to the top of the tree and still said, ‘This was awesome!’ I got a broken leg and a fake high-five.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The guy who would let his friends take everything and then still said he was happy and didn’t need anything back.

I let my friend take my entire snack and said, ‘I’m happy, I don’t need anything back.’ I had nothing but a sad snack bag.

I gave my friend my last soda and said, ‘I’m fine, I don’t need anything back.’ I had nothing but a sore throat and a lie.

I let my friend take my video game and still said, ‘I don’t need anything back.’ I had a broken game and a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 5d ago