I gave my friend my last snack and he said, ‘You’re the best.’ I got nothing but a hug and a promise that I’d get a snack next time. I didn’t.

I let my friend borrow my bike for a week, and I still got a hug and a cookie. The cookie was stale.

I let my friend crash my party and then I got a hug and a soda. The soda was expired and tasted like regret.