D.O.P.S.
D. O. P. S. is when you get so desperate from no action that you start hallucinating and think you’re in a romantic comedy. It happens in places like prison, military schools, or anywhere there are more bald men than hot women.
"I swear I saw her in the mess hall. She was wearing a hat. I’m not crazy.", A guy in the navy academy.
"I tried to flirt with the guard. He just gave me a look like I had bad breath and a criminal record.", A guy in prison.
"I’ve been staring at the same wall for three years. I think it’s flirting back.", A guy at West Point.