D.O.P.S.

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D. O. P. S. is when you get so desperate from no action that you start hallucinating and think you’re in a romantic comedy. It happens in places like prison, military schools, or anywhere there are more bald men than hot women.

"I swear I saw her in the mess hall. She was wearing a hat. I’m not crazy.", A guy in the navy academy.

"I tried to flirt with the guard. He just gave me a look like I had bad breath and a criminal record.", A guy in prison.

"I’ve been staring at the same wall for three years. I think it’s flirting back.", A guy at West Point.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. O. P. E. is a fancy way of saying snipers keep track of how their bullets act so they can shoot people from a mile away without looking like an idiot.

"I shot a guy at 800 yards. It was all because of my DOPE. If I had used soft DOPE, he’d still be alive.", A sniper at a competition.

"My bullet went where it was supposed to. I didn’t even have to use hard DOPE. I’m a god among men.", A sniper in a war zone.

"I wrote my DOPE in a notebook. I also wrote my ex’s name in it. That’s how bad it got.", A sniper with a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. O. P. E. means you’re so satisfied you just want to leave. Like you’ve had your fill of good times and you’re ready to go.

"I just had sex. I’m done. Please exit.", A guy who just had a one-night stand.

"She finished me off. I couldn’t stay if I wanted to.", A man who just had the best sex of his life.

"I orgasmed so hard I thought I would die. I’m out.", A man who just finished a three-hour marathon of love.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. O. P. E. stands for Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day. It’s like a motivational slogan for people who are too lazy to get a real job.

"I made a fortune just by doing D. O. P. E. every day. I didn’t even have to leave my bed.", A guy from the US Virgin Islands.

"I went from broke to rich in six months with D. O. P. E. and a calculator.", A guy who just got rich.

"I got a patent for D. O. P. E. and now I’m rich. Thank you, US Virgin Islands.", A guy who didn’t know what a patent was.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. O. P. E. is a snipers’ cheat sheet. It tells them how to aim based on how the wind is blowing and how far the target is.

"I used my DOPE and shot the guy in the head. He didn’t even know I was there.", A sniper who killed someone.

"My bullet went where it was supposed to. It was all because of my DOPE.", A sniper who had a good day.

"I have a DOPE book. I also have a DOPE app. I’m so prepared I could shoot someone in the dark.", A sniper who’s too confident.

by Slangipedia 15d ago