D.o.m.h. - Someone you don't know, but they're like your own. They're k

Someone you don't know, but they're like your own. They're kind of a mess, but you still love them.

My D. o. m. h. sent me a text that said 'I'm gonna die tomorrow.' I told her 'You're not.'

My D. o. m. h. called me at 2 a. m. and just cried. I didn't know what to say, so I said 'I love you.'

My D. o. m. h. told me she's gonna f*** up my life. I said 'Let's do it.'