D.o.m.h.

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A person you don't know but you love like your own. Basically your new family member, even if they're a pain in the ass.

My D. o. m. h. just texted me a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I'm gonna marry that cat.

I called my D. o. m. h. a f***ing disaster. She texted back 'Thanks, I love you too.'

My D. o. m. h. is the only person who can make me laugh when I'm crying because my ex broke up with me.

You don't know them, but they're like your own kid. Even if they're a total s***head.

My D. o. m. h. sent me a voice note singing 'Happy Birthday' while crying. I'm confused but touched.

My D. o. m. h. told me she's gonna beat up my ex. I said 'You're welcome.'

I asked my D. o. m. h. for advice. She said 'F*** it, you're beautiful.' That's the best advice I ever got.

Someone you don't know, but they're like your own. They're kind of a mess, but you still love them.

My D. o. m. h. sent me a text that said 'I'm gonna die tomorrow.' I told her 'You're not.'

My D. o. m. h. called me at 2 a. m. and just cried. I didn't know what to say, so I said 'I love you.'

My D. o. m. h. told me she's gonna f*** up my life. I said 'Let's do it.'