d'mitri brandrett
A person who thinks jumpers are cooler than you, and you're just a sad person.
D'mitri told his neighbor he was cooler than him because he wore a jumper. His neighbor said he was a sad man.
He wore a jumper to the doctor. The doctor said he was the weirdest patient ever.
D'mitri tried to beat his friend in a race wearing a jumper. He won, but only by one step.